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Samuel Statistics T-shirt
Samuel Statistics T-shirt
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Sam Browne (poet)
Born:
2004 (exact date unknown)
(Essex)
Died:
Still Alive N/A
Height:
5'0" (152 cm)
Weight:
Approx. 135 lbs (61 kg)
rugby-build, (small but scrappy)
Rank: Best Poet in the world
Regiment: The Shaldag (a special forces unit under the command of the Israeli Air Force.)
Notable Injury: Once got booed at an open mic by a crypto bro in a Canada Goose jacket (mentally recovered within 48 hours)
Biggest Achievements:
Bitcoin Arbitrage
Taking the lions mane
Threw glue sticks at ceiling
Can’t read
Went to the pub
Stood up for a ton of girls
Helped reverse the patriarchy
Stopped global warming
Vaped in a photo once
Got cryptobullwhale 1.7k follows on ig
Pulled 2 girls at once
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Born:
2004 (exact date unknown)
(Essex)
Died:
Still Alive N/A
Height:
5'0" (152 cm)
Weight:
Approx. 135 lbs (61 kg)
rugby-build, (small but scrappy)
Rank: Best Poet in the world
Regiment: The Shaldag (a special forces unit under the command of the Israeli Air Force.)
Notable Injury: Once got booed at an open mic by a crypto bro in a Canada Goose jacket (mentally recovered within 48 hours)
Biggest Achievements:
Bitcoin Arbitrage
Taking the lions mane
Threw glue sticks at ceiling
Can’t read
Went to the pub
Stood up for a ton of girls
Helped reverse the patriarchy
Stopped global warming
Vaped in a photo once
Got cryptobullwhale 1.7k follows on ig
Pulled 2 girls at once
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
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